Squirrel Candy Chow Time (this be serious haiku)
On Halloween night
Paws in doorstep candy-bowl
Steal a Kit-Kat, run.
Hide in tree, gloating
Suspicious scowl at witness
Stuff in mouth, all yours!
O Piggy Squirrel
Halloween ain’t just for kids
Chocolate stuffed cheeks.
All candy’s gone now
Crying child, you’re out of luck
Squirrel’s chowing down.
(Yes, this actually happened)
