Comments on: Why an orange would want to make a toilet explode http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/ Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises. Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor. Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:58:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: splarks http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-1107 splarks Sat, 01 May 2010 23:15:46 +0000 http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377#comment-1107 Randy, see, we do have a defense! When the Vegetable Uprising happens, we can be like, "We were born to eat babies and destroy them." Will, maybe the "future scattering" technique can be your defense when the uprising happens. Randy, see, we do have a defense! When the Vegetable Uprising happens, we can be like, “We were born to eat babies and destroy them.”

Will, maybe the “future scattering” technique can be your defense when the uprising happens.

]]> By: Will http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-1106 Will Sat, 01 May 2010 19:59:54 +0000 http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377#comment-1106 Great little piece...for what it's worth, most seeds can last a very long time if you just wrap them up and store them for later scattering or compost-distribution. Great little piece…for what it’s worth, most seeds can last a very long time if you just wrap them up and store them for later scattering or compost-distribution.

]]> By: Lynn http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-1095 Lynn Sat, 01 May 2010 02:44:23 +0000 http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377#comment-1095 "”The vegetable kingdom will rise up against the human race and demand vengeance for not crapping on the ground!” This is one of the best sentences of all time. “”The vegetable kingdom will rise up against the human race and demand vengeance for not crapping on the ground!”
This is one of the best sentences of all time.

]]> By: RandyG http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-1094 RandyG Sat, 01 May 2010 01:21:25 +0000 http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377#comment-1094 Yeah, but so much of what we eat are babies, like grains (oats, wheat, rice, corn) and nuts. With those it wouldn't matter if we crapped it on the ground because we've destroyed it. So many of the fruits we eat wouldn't grow here anyway. :) (Although I do know of pear tree growing in the wild.) Yeah, but so much of what we eat are babies, like grains (oats, wheat, rice, corn) and nuts. With those it wouldn’t matter if we crapped it on the ground because we’ve destroyed it.

So many of the fruits we eat wouldn’t grow here anyway. :) (Although I do know of pear tree growing in the wild.)

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