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		<title>Self-Help Thursday: Sammy Hagar Tells Love to Piss Off!</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2011/04/14/self-help-thursday-sammy-hagar-tells-love-to-piss-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 07:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s amazing how many bad ‘80s pop songs are really about extraterrestrials.  The latest on Splarks: Van Halen's "Love Walks In." Crazy Splarks theory now backed up by the singer's words himself!  Awesome.


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		<title>Lorna the Narcoleptic Hedgehog and the Alien Connoisseurs</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/01/lorna-the-narcoleptic-hedgehog-and-the-alien-connoisseurs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Truly, Space Companion?  Because those enlightened squirrels were sorely lacking in flavor.  They were not at all zesty. Was this not the reason for our patented fear sauce?"  
Visit my site for more:  www.splarks.com


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		<title>Self-Help Thursday: Jefferson Starship Reveals the Truth about Impending Doom</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2009/11/05/self-help-thursday-jefferson-starship-reveals-the-truth-about-impending-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit to liking some old Jefferson Airplane songs, but I fail to find kind words for its later incarnation, Jefferson Starship. Recently I was tortured with the song &#8220;Nothing&#8217;s Gonna Stop Us Now&#8221; and an alternate interpretation came to mind. Don&#8217;t you wonder what they&#8217;re really singing about? Let me tell you, friends, in [...]


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		<title>Julius the Water Buffalo, resurrected!</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/12/09/26/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh my. I found an old story that Dave Goff from Gestalt Digital (www.gestaltdigital.com) kindly formatted and found pictures for several years ago. I thought I had lost it forever, but no, it lives in infamy and I&#8217;ll post the scanned copy here to amuse/horrify/stupify you. Happy Holidays! No related posts.


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		<title>Enrique, la rana hermosa</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/17/enrique-la-rana-hermosa/</link>
		<comments>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/17/enrique-la-rana-hermosa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was an absolutely gorgeous frog named Enrique. The idea of an attractive frog might seem ludicrous, but you aren’t a frog, are you? Thousands of swooning lady frogs can’t be wrong; Enrique was hot. His bulbous eyes were perfectly round and always shone with a dreamy, sensitive cast. His luscious [...]


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