Splarks Blog » Bizarre Animal Stories http://splarks.com/blog Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises. Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor. Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:00:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Rockstar Betty vs. Opposable Thumbs http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/ http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/#comments Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:00:29 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=427 http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/feed/ 2 When Pigeons Get Lawyers http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/ http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:53:12 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=421 http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/feed/ 1 Why Zebras Don’t Use iPhones http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:59:55 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=402 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/feed/ 0 The Chitin Kitten vs. New York City http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 10:00:35 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=384 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/feed/ 1 The Easter Bunny Don’t Rise from the Dead http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=357
  • Zombearo and the Brain Diet
    • ]]>     http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/feed/ 2     Dorcas the Squirrel and the Quest to Kill Mother Nature http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:38:30 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=322
  • Squirrel Candy Chow Time (this be serious haiku)
    • ]]>     http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/feed/ 3     Millicent the Giant Isopod’s Quest for the Opera http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/05/millicent-the-giant-isopods-quest-for-the-opera/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/05/millicent-the-giant-isopods-quest-for-the-opera/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:00:15 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=286 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/05/millicent-the-giant-isopods-quest-for-the-opera/feed/ 2 The Parthenogenesis of Mabel the Teenage Komodo Dragon http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/08/278/ http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/08/278/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:00:42 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=278
  • Be Gloriously Eccentric in 2010–Splarks Insists!
    • ]]>     http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/08/278/feed/ 1     Lorna the Narcoleptic Hedgehog and the Alien Connoisseurs http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/01/lorna-the-narcoleptic-hedgehog-and-the-alien-connoisseurs/ http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/01/lorna-the-narcoleptic-hedgehog-and-the-alien-connoisseurs/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:00:29 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=275 http://splarks.com/blog/2009/12/01/lorna-the-narcoleptic-hedgehog-and-the-alien-connoisseurs/feed/ 4 Penelope the Platypus and her Death Rock Band http://splarks.com/blog/2009/11/17/penelope-the-platypus-and-her-death-rock-band/ http://splarks.com/blog/2009/11/17/penelope-the-platypus-and-her-death-rock-band/#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:00:16 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=217 http://splarks.com/blog/2009/11/17/penelope-the-platypus-and-her-death-rock-band/feed/ 2