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	<description>Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises.  Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor.</description>
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		<title>The Cat Journeys to the Underworld</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this weird little poem in my 2007 writing archives.  It popped into my head unbidden during a lakeside walk, and it had a vaguely Tom Waits feet to it, so imagine it sung by a gravely voice accompanied by lots of rhythmic banging and clanging.  If you don&#8217;t know who Jack of the [...]


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		<title>Squirrel Candy Chow Time (this be serious haiku)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Halloween night Paws in doorstep candy-bowl Steal a Kit-Kat, run. Hide in tree, gloating Suspicious scowl at witness Stuff in mouth, all yours! O Piggy Squirrel Halloween ain&#8217;t just for kids Chocolate stuffed cheeks. All candy&#8217;s gone now Crying child, you&#8217;re out of luck Squirrel&#8217;s chowing down. (Yes, this actually happened) Related posts:Dorcas the [...]


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		<title>Penguin Revenge</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/10/25/penguin-revenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on a true story &#8230; seriously &#8230; O Haughty Penguin, shiny and staid with magnificent yellow-white fluff; You hate the zoo and are not made for such banal and humid stuff. The dictatorial zookeeper, fat and bossy, insists that you play nice But you present your response, so saucy: a demonstrative penguin bite. He [...]


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