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		<title>Lorna the Narcoleptic Hedgehog and the Alien Connoisseurs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA["Truly, Space Companion?  Because those enlightened squirrels were sorely lacking in flavor.  They were not at all zesty. Was this not the reason for our patented fear sauce?"  
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		<title>Abigail, Horseman of the Apocalypse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Abigail, Horseman of the Apocalypse

Once upon a time, there was an otter named Abigail.  Abigail was a very special otter because she was the unwitting Seventh Horseman of the Apocalypse.  Fortunately, she remained unaware of this until a fateful night in February.  Prior to that, she&#8217;d been an ordinary otter, playing in [...]


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		<title>Beatrice the Three-Eyed Marmot</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(From the archives)
Once upon a time there was a marmot named Beatrice.  Beatrice was a very special marmot because she had three eyes.  You might think this was a handy trait to have, but it actually triplicated her vision and made everything so blurry she couldn&#8217;t hunt.  She depended on her boyfriend [...]


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