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		<title>The Easter Bunny Don&#8217;t Rise from the Dead</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was driving and noticed some signs by the side of the road. One said “THE EASTER BUNNY” and the next said “DON’T RISE FROM THE DEAD.” Fascinated, I slowed and kept reading. I was beside a church, and it was urging people to come to Easter Sunday services rather than indulge in candy [...]


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		<title>Millicent the Giant Isopod&#8217;s Quest for the Opera</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have a real backstory for this one.  I just happened to see a photo of a giant isopod, which was all the inspiration I needed. It&#8217;s story time for children!  Today we&#8217;re going to learn about giant isopods, which live in the deep, cold Atlantic ocean and can grow to be over a foot [...]


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		<title>Abigail, Horseman of the Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/25/abigail-horseman-of-the-apocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Abigail, Horseman of the Apocalypse Once upon a time, there was an otter named Abigail. Abigail was a very special otter because she was the unwitting Seventh Horseman of the Apocalypse. Fortunately, she remained unaware of this until a fateful night in February. Prior to that, she&#8217;d been an ordinary otter, playing in rivers, tossing [...]


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		<title>Enrique, la rana hermosa</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/17/enrique-la-rana-hermosa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was an absolutely gorgeous frog named Enrique. The idea of an attractive frog might seem ludicrous, but you aren’t a frog, are you? Thousands of swooning lady frogs can’t be wrong; Enrique was hot. His bulbous eyes were perfectly round and always shone with a dreamy, sensitive cast. His luscious [...]


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		<title>Emilio the Wombat and the Fearsome Pez Dispenser</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/17/emilio-the-wombat-slave-of-satan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the archives: Once upon a time there was a wombat named Emilio. Emilio was a very special wombat because his nose contained a Pez dispenser. He was exceptionally popular with the other young wombats and a few koalas as well, for they all wanted his tasty sugary treats, stored abundantly in his body. Emilio [...]


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