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	<title>Splarks Blog &#187; Repentance &amp; Wailing</title>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons Why I Stopped Writing Stories and Started Making Lists</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Bloggers and journalists insist that people love to read lists.  I know several confirmed &#8220;list-o-holics&#8221; and to tell the truth, I am enamored of the bullet point list, myself.  Lists, particularly Top 10 lists, appeal to people with short attention spans,  to those who want relevant information without all the filler words, and to those [...]


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		<title>The Sordid Life of Larry the Mountain Lion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry the mountain lion was on the prowl again, heading into hippie heaven to score a little dope.  The valley of Boulder, Colorado lay before him like an unsecured mountain trash bin offering illicit refuse.  Perched on his favorite rock cliff, he waited till the city slept before descending.  Down, down, down the mountain path [...]


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		<title>Zombearo and the Brain Diet</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/17/zombearo-and-the-brain-diet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a bear named Zombearo. He was a bit melodramatic, what with the serape and sombrero, but he was good-hearted for a zombie bear. He didn’t eat too many kids, and when he did, he tried not to slurp the brains.
His life had started out tranquilly enough. He was like [...]


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		<title>Enrique, la rana hermosa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was an absolutely gorgeous frog named Enrique.  The idea of an attractive frog might seem ludicrous, but you aren’t a frog, are you?   Thousands of swooning lady frogs can’t be wrong; Enrique was hot.  His bulbous eyes were perfectly round and always shone with a dreamy, [...]


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