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		<title>Why Zebras Don&#8217;t Use iPhones</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Marion? Oh, I do apologize, I was trying to reach … I'm sorry, what? A dating service, you say, for wild and frisky savanna mammals? Hmm … not that I'd be interested in such a thing, but if I were ...”  (This is an excerpt.  What exactly are those frisky mammals doing?  Visit splarks.com to find out)


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		<title>Self-Help Thursday: Jefferson Starship Reveals the Truth about Impending Doom</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit to liking some old Jefferson Airplane songs, but I fail to find kind words for its later incarnation, Jefferson Starship. Recently I was tortured with the song &#8220;Nothing&#8217;s Gonna Stop Us Now&#8221; and an alternate interpretation came to mind.

Don&#8217;t you wonder what they&#8217;re really singing about? Let me tell you, friends, in another [...]


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		<title>Self-Improvement Thursday:  Led Zeppelin&#8217;s tragic lack of self-esteem, and how to rise above it</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Self-Improvement Thursday on Splarks.com!  Although more critter tales are on their way, including an interview with El Chupacabra, this series is aimed at helping rock stars find inner peace.  Today we&#8217;re visiting a problem from one of my (shush) favorite classic rock bands.
Good Morning, Robert!  I&#8217;m pleased to meet you [...]


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