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	<title>Splarks Blog &#187; True Weirdos</title>
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	<description>Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises.  Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor.</description>
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		<title>Life Imitates My Art; therefore, I Must be Fabulous</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/03/02/life-imitates-my-art-therefore-i-must-be-fabulous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mythological Mishaps]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently life is imitating art. My last story involved the tragic death of a squirrel who haunted the forest and spooked hikers in meanspirited glory for all eternity. And while taking a leisurely hike on my favorite trail last week, what did I see but ... seriously... a very dead squirrel perched on a branch, most definitely not sleeping. I, of course, was spooked. It looked kinda Blair Witch-y.

My friends, this means it's time to write a much more strategic story while Life is still enjoying imitating my Art.  (visit splarks.com for the full story!)


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		<title>Be Gloriously Eccentric in 2010&#8211;Splarks Insists!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Authenticity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[...If you read my blog, you're probably a bit ... eccentric.  Go on, admit it.  I'm undeniably weird--these little stories are like juicy berries in a big Jamba Juice Smoothie of Weird.  The people that matter to me are also intriguingly bizarre.  Even my cat is a bit strange with his lettuce addiction and all.  Many of my stories focus on eccentric characters. ... (check my blog at www.splarks.com for the full post!)


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