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	<title>Splarks Blog &#187; Random Amusement</title>
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	<description>Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises.  Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor.</description>
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		<title>Splarks Hypothetical Press:  What the Writer&#8217;s Market is Really Saying</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I went through The Writer&#8217;s Market, the famous directory of magazines and newspapers accepting freelance submissions. It was most educational. In the event of Splarks.com ever becoming an independent small press, I will craft and save the following entry for the Writer&#8217;s Market:
SPLARKS PRESS
Email: BegForConsideration@splarks.com. We review unsolicited submissions quarterly. During these times, we [...]


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		<title>Why an orange would want to make a toilet explode</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["You know," Dave says thoughtfully as we park in front of the library, "sometimes eating fruit really creeps me out."

"Why's that?" I ask.

My friends, I regret my innocent query. 
(visit www.splarks.com for the whole sordid story)


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		<title>Dorcas the Squirrel and the Quest to Kill Mother Nature</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/</link>
		<comments>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre Animal Stories]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[animal fiction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA["So," she asked, "this magical 'Mother Nature' decides to kill all the plants and make everything cold. She spends all this time creating beautiful trees, flowers, and grasses for us to eat, and then out of pure spite, kills it all and lets us starve. And then for no apparent reason, she decides to make everything grow just so that she can kill it all again."   (Read the whole story at www.splarks.com)


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		<title>Steve, the Gentle Bridge Troll, and the Gang of Bully Goats Gruff</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/12/steve-the-gentle-bridge-troll-and-the-gang-of-bully-goats-gruff/</link>
		<comments>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/12/steve-the-gentle-bridge-troll-and-the-gang-of-bully-goats-gruff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How could three goats eat entire fields full of grass?  Did they have some sort of glandular disorder which caused them to overeat?  He scrutinized the young goat, who did look a bit pudgy.  (Visit splarks.com for the full story!)


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		<title>Ok, who&#8217;s been searching for Satanic Marsupials?</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2009/06/10/ok-whos-been-searching-for-satanic-marsupials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love my readers.  Here&#8217;s a sample of what you&#8217;ve been searching for when you land on my blog:



tooth goblin




goat blood delicacies




chupacabra facts or statements




reginald band




scientist pez dispenser




tooth goblins




marsupials satan




led zepplin song- i gotta a woman bored all day i got a woman she won t be true no




video of lady cutting open chupacabra




colorado yodel [...]


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		<title>My Fabulous First Post</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/16/my-fabulous-first-post/</link>
		<comments>http://splarks.com/blog/2007/09/16/my-fabulous-first-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>splarks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog is full of award-winning journalism covering such diverse topics as:

Wombats and other marsupials
Mad scientists
Animal attacks
The existential crises of jack rabbits
Names no one should have
10 minute delirium

Why?  Because it&#8217;s easy, because it amuses me, and because you like it.  It especially amuses me to know that you like it, despite your high-falutin&#8217; [...]


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