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		<title>Supermarket of the Damned</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2010/08/04/supermarket-of-the-damned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Repentance & Wailing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Raymond committed suicide, he discovered that his vision of the afterlife was utterly incorrect.  He had assumed that his parents, teachers and all those assholes at his high school would attend his funeral in tears, wailing, "We totally should have been nicer to him! We are so stupid because we didn't understand his deep, deep thoughts!" while he'd lounge in heavenly bliss, surrounded by beautiful angels and goblets of nectar, saying, "That's right, bitches!"

Tragically, he realized his error as he sat in Hell's placement office ... (Visit Splarks.com for the whole story!)


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		<title>The Easter Bunny Don&#8217;t Rise from the Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was driving and noticed some signs by the side of the road. One said “THE EASTER BUNNY” and the next said “DON’T RISE FROM THE DEAD.” Fascinated, I slowed and kept reading. I was beside a church, and it was urging people to come to Easter Sunday services rather than indulge in candy [...]


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		<title>Bizarre Link Repository:  Zombie Delight</title>
		<link>http://splarks.com/blog/2009/06/29/bizarre-link-repository-zombie-delight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man after my own heart!  Author Ryan Mecum (http://www.zombiehaiku.com) has graced us with his volume of Zombie Haiku.  My favorite haiku from his website is: Biting into heads is much harder than it looks His skull is feisty. Also on my reading list:  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance &#8211; Now [...]


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		<title>Zombearo and the Brain Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a bear named Zombearo. He was a bit melodramatic, what with the serape and sombrero, but he was good-hearted for a zombie bear. He didn’t eat too many kids, and when he did, he tried not to slurp the brains. His life had started out tranquilly enough. He was [...]


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