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		<title>The Easter Bunny Don&#8217;t Rise from the Dead</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[
 



So I was driving and noticed some signs by the side of the road.  One said “THE EASTER BUNNY” and the next said “DON’T RISE FROM THE DEAD.”  Fascinated, I slowed and kept reading.  I was beside a church, and it was urging people to come to Easter Sunday services rather [...]


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		<title>Bizarre Link Repository:  Zombie Delight</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man after my own heart!  Author Ryan Mecum (http://www.zombiehaiku.com) has graced us with his volume of Zombie Haiku.  My favorite haiku from his website is:
Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks
His skull is feisty.
Also on my reading list:  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance &#8211; Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! [...]


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		<title>Zombearo and the Brain Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a bear named Zombearo. He was a bit melodramatic, what with the serape and sombrero, but he was good-hearted for a zombie bear. He didn’t eat too many kids, and when he did, he tried not to slurp the brains.
His life had started out tranquilly enough. He was like [...]


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