http://splarks.com/blog Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises. Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:23:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:59:55 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=402 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/feed/ 0 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:20:17 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=396 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/feed/ 1 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 10:00:35 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=384 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/feed/ 1 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:00:55 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/feed/ 4 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=357

Zombearo and the Brain Diet

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Squirrel Candy Chow Time (this be serious haiku)

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