Splarks Blog http://splarks.com/blog Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises. Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor. Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:00:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Rockstar Betty vs. Opposable Thumbs http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/ http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/#comments Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:00:29 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=427 http://splarks.com/blog/2011/10/05/rockstar-betty-vs-opposable-thumbs/feed/ 2 When Pigeons Get Lawyers http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/ http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:53:12 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=421 http://splarks.com/blog/2011/09/16/when-pigeons-get-lawyers/feed/ 1 Self-Help Thursday: Sammy Hagar Tells Love to Piss Off! http://splarks.com/blog/2011/04/14/self-help-thursday-sammy-hagar-tells-love-to-piss-off/ http://splarks.com/blog/2011/04/14/self-help-thursday-sammy-hagar-tells-love-to-piss-off/#comments Thu, 14 Apr 2011 07:00:15 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=414 http://splarks.com/blog/2011/04/14/self-help-thursday-sammy-hagar-tells-love-to-piss-off/feed/ 2 Supermarket of the Damned http://splarks.com/blog/2010/08/04/supermarket-of-the-damned/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/08/04/supermarket-of-the-damned/#comments Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:19 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=407 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/08/04/supermarket-of-the-damned/feed/ 2 Why Zebras Don’t Use iPhones http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:59:55 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=402 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/feed/ 0 Splarks Hypothetical Press: What the Writer’s Market is Really Saying http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:20:17 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=396 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/feed/ 2 The Chitin Kitten vs. New York City http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 10:00:35 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=384 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/feed/ 1 Why an orange would want to make a toilet explode http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:00:55 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=377 http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/feed/ 4 The Easter Bunny Don’t Rise from the Dead http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/ http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000 splarks http://splarks.com/blog/?p=357
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