Splarks Blog http://splarks.com/blog Short fiction involving marsupials, mad scientists, pez dispensers, good critters gone bad, irreverent behavior, unfortunate names, and existential crises. Funny, bizarre stories and WTF humor. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:23:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Why Zebras Don’t Use iPhones http://splarks.com/blog/2010/07/27/why-zebras-dont-use-iphones/ Splarks Hypothetical Press: What the Writer’s Market is Really Saying http://splarks.com/blog/2010/06/11/splarks-hypothetical-press-what-the-writers-market-is-really-saying/ The Chitin Kitten vs. New York City http://splarks.com/blog/2010/05/14/the-chitin-kitten-vs-new-york-city/ Why an orange would want to make a toilet explode http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/30/why-an-orange-would-want-to-explode-a-toilet/ The Easter Bunny Don’t Rise from the Dead
  • Zombearo and the Brain Diet
    • ]]>     http://splarks.com/blog/2010/04/02/the-easter-bunny-dont-rise-from-the-dead/     Top Ten Reasons Why I Stopped Writing Stories and Started Making Lists http://splarks.com/blog/2010/03/12/top-ten-reasons-why-i-stopped-writing-stories-and-started-making-lists/ Life Imitates My Art; therefore, I Must be Fabulous http://splarks.com/blog/2010/03/02/life-imitates-my-art-therefore-i-must-be-fabulous/ Dorcas the Squirrel and the Quest to Kill Mother Nature
  • Squirrel Candy Chow Time (this be serious haiku)
    • ]]>     http://splarks.com/blog/2010/02/03/dorcas-the-squirrel-and-the-quest-to-kill-mother-nature/     Steve, the Gentle Bridge Troll, and the Gang of Bully Goats Gruff http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/12/steve-the-gentle-bridge-troll-and-the-gang-of-bully-goats-gruff/ Millicent the Giant Isopod’s Quest for the Opera http://splarks.com/blog/2010/01/05/millicent-the-giant-isopods-quest-for-the-opera/